Hijacked Navy Seal Joke
Three ex Navy Seals walk into a bar. Noticing that one is quite a bit shorter than
the others, the bartender asks him if being small presented any special
challenges as a Seal. The short Seal pulls out a
gun and shoots him in the face, killing him instantly. Then he picks up
the body to try to drag it away, and goes: "Wow, this guy is huge. Can
you guys give me a hand?"
The other Seal kindly pours him a glass of straight, warm, inexpensive vodka.
Navy Seal Joke, Version III
Three ex Navy Seals walk into a bar. Noticing that one is quite a bit
shorter than the others, the bartender asks him if being small presented
any special challenges as a Seal. The short Seal goes: "It's very
hard to capture that particular Navy SEAL feeling of having achieved a
very great deal in the service of a corrupt and heartless hegemon while
simultaneously fully experiencing the emptiness of all human existence,
especially when firearms are involved."
The bartender kindly pours him a glass of straight, warm, inexpensive vodka.
Navy Seal Joke, The Missing Version II
Three ex-Navy Seals walk into a bar, noticing that one is quite a bit shorter than
the others, the bartender asks him if being small presented any special
challenges as a Seal. "Not really," says a 4th Navy Seal, who is silently weeping on top of a club sandwich.
The bartender kindly pours him a tiny glass of straight, warm, inexpensive vodka.
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